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 The Bad Place 
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The photo was already pretty wrong. Whoever made the animated gif made it wronger. But taking the time to draw a lecherously salivating Donald with his pedo-vein throbbing, while the little girl sweats and moans as the duck's dripping ding-dong demolishes her dainty dick-dumpster, is an intentional trip to the bad place. Whoever made this: I salute you, Internet Warrior.
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It happens to everyone eventually on the internet--you happily click a link someone has IM'd you, or a random Google search sends you down a virtual back alley where nameless horrors dwell. That one-click-too-far sends you from Wrongtown, straight to the bad place, and short of Brain Bleach or the much coveted Unsee key, there is no turning back. You groan, shed a tear for your lost innocence, then send the link to someone else, and enjoy a hearty laugh as you wipe your ass with the last shred of their faith in humanity.

Next time you run across something--an image, a video, even a chatlog--that transcends "grody" and takes it straight to the Bad Place, think of this thread as you're spreading it around for others to enjoy, and give us a little taste of that hot, salty internet action.


Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:54 pm
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Sometimes pictures say a thousand words.


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Somebody needs to step up and invent the stomach bra, they really do.


Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:45 am
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Post Re: The Bad Place
nacho wrote:
... or the much coveted Unsee key, ...


I made an Unsee key once. Well, the CODE for an Unsee key.

It didn't work. It was an attempt to use subliminal messaging and hypnosis to force you to forget you saw something (figuratively, unsee it).

What it actually DID was print "YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT! THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! NO SIRREE-BOB!" about 100 times.

Essentially an exercise in useless code.


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KB: You should have added the laser sound effect from the opening of the Look Around You series, but with a subliminal memory erasing message embedded in it. Even if that didn't work, it would've been much cooler.

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Excerpt of Teen Titans porn where "Raven sodomizes a potential date-rapist."


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Archie's prick is like a Chateau Martin wine.

Sweet shit!!!


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My poor, innocent eyes are protected against the first link.

The second...wotta man.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v76PtGW0_TM

This makes my balls sad....


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An innocent search for stuffed animal patterns to get a better feel for their topography has brought me to the Bad Place on this cold, unforgiving night. I give you...

(GAY?) CRAB BESTIALITY

The entire blog on that site is one big sticky chunk of wrong. RSS'd!


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After seeing that, I'm a little more dead on the inside.

Congratulations, internet.


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HATCHET VS. GENITALS!!!

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/pain_oly ... 203/search

I will give you a hint.....it's not the genitals.


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