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 Words that don't go together. 
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Post Words that don't go together.
For some reason, this was in my head on the way to work today. I'd like to hear from everyone, two words that they just don't ever want to hear together.

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Penis Bifurcation


Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:19 am
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What a lovely thought.

How about "explosive defecation"?


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So far I've seen both of these word combinations. I'm hoping someone can come up with something so horrific I can say "Thank god I've never seen that."


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Jumbo Shrimp


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Government Intelligence.


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Now you're just doing oxymorons. You missed the entire point.

Aim more towards "testicular disjunction," "braised feces," or "ocular kerf."


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scrotal lacerations


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Anal eels.

I just can't get over that one.


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blistering sphincter


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I didn't want to do more genital ones, but all I can think is poppy smegma, and this is bad. Very bad for my head.


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Fetal theivery. Did you hear about that? That lady musta had some serious mental issues.


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Lymphatic beans.


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Isn't Poppy Smegma the Australian name for Santa Claus? A wizened old elf in a red drover and bush ranger's hat, who, if you've been good all year long, will freejump to your doorstep from the nearest water tower--there to leave a case of beer and the corpses of any koalas he's found prowling about your home--in a display of violence and sheer bloody-mindedness unmatched in the realm of holiday avatars? Am I mistaken?


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Fatal System Error.


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You are certainly not mistaken, Cdaaah. Well if you were I now make it so, so you are not.
I am happy to recieve this thought, I thinks it will add to my long list of holiday coping mechanisms.
I damn near lost it in town with all the parents hocking their childern to busk dodgy carols so freakin' out of tune. La la la *squeak* lala *gruntsnork*
I'd better put some cheese out this year for Santy..


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Man, pox, that's my favourite carol.


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