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 Words that don't go together. 
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Jet really dug it. Everytime it squeaked or farted she would clap and point to my pocket demaning I give them funds.
Every song in the shops had the "feed the world" song. Or is it free the world? Who knows. You know the one where all the celebrities wear less make up than usual, making them more believeable?
S'bad juju.


Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:10 pm
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Maybe this isn't exactly a bad word combination, but whenever I hear the phrase 'holy shit' I get a mental picture of a little pile of shit on an alter with people bowing to it and offering it gifts.
And, CDAAAH, your crazy little ranting thing made me smile for the first time all day. Thanks.


Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:01 pm
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Well, dang. This one was actually okay.

It's not just the flattery, either. People bury me in accolades on a daily basis, but I mainly like this post because it wasn't strung together with an absolute shitload of unnecessary ellipsis points.

You did refer to my post as a "crazy little ranting thing," though, and your signature gives me the clich


Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:57 pm
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"ejaculatory menstruation"

Imagine that as you will.
I'm back, by the way, and feeling much better.


Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:37 pm
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You shouldn't worry about your status, ZOW. There's a lot to be said for getting a fresh start, and forum ranking is not tantamount to being a successful board member (blah, blah, blah--Nacho wrote the exact same thing, before the crash).

Salivating coprophile.


Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:54 pm
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smegma consumption

aww man...I just made myself sick...fetch me the BUCKET!

Huh...maybe this shouldn't have been my maiden post...


Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:24 pm
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a true replica.....or a resident alien....


Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:33 pm
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We're not talking about oxymorons. Try going more in the direction of unbearably disgusting word combinations.


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CDAAAH wrote:
Isn't Poppy Smegma the Australian name for Santa Claus? A wizened old elf in a red drover and bush ranger's hat, who, if you've been good all year long, will freejump to your doorstep from the nearest water tower--there to leave a case of beer and the corpses of any koalas he's found prowling about your home--in a display of violence and sheer bloody-mindedness unmatched in the realm of holiday avatars? Am I mistaken?


Actually, he drives a white ute. And I think his name is Daz, I never heard anyone call him Poppy or Smegma...


Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:33 pm
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Stretched Urethra


Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:35 pm
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ruptured catheter

colonic invasion

fecal finger of fate (If anyone feels like hearing the story behind this, just ask)

Ok, I think I'm through here...


Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:36 am
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My humble contribution is:
vomit + sinuses

It's something you never, ever forget.


Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:33 pm
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Prostate pustulation!

Is vomit sinuses just like having vomit, in your sinusus? Is that really uncommon? I've had a stomach virus more than once and vomited mightily, while it certainly burned, I wouldn't list it high on the worst things to ever happen in my life. Snorting chopped up ephedrine tablets was certainly a much worse sinus related pain and had the added bonus of knowing you'd done a really, really stupid thing.


Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:11 pm
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I had a sinus infection (really bad one) a few years ago...to help me out, my dad made a garlic extract and put it in a nasal spray bottle...I had to snort it...man that was unpleasant...

then there was that time I stuffed 58 wasabi peas into my mouth all at once. My sinuses probably still haven't recovered from the shock...

wasabi enema. There we go.


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Ugh. I really am going to have to retype the rules post.

Bah.


Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:46 pm
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How about uteral mastication? *Thinks about it for a second then involentarily shudders* Last way I'd want to become sterile.


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