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Those IRC instructions are waaay old. The list of FDFnet servers has changed a fuckload since they were written.

You can find an updated list here:
http://irc.netsplit.de/servers/listings.php?tld=net
and, to a lesser extent, here:
http://fdfnet.net/servers.php

And you should give Xchat a whirl. I'm no Mac user, but I hear it's the shizzle.
http://xchataqua.sourceforge.net/

And with any IRC client, you can join a server with the /server command followed by any server you choose--exempli gratia, /server irc.fdfnet.net.
That'll join ya up to a server all nice like, and a /join #spite or /join #borky will throw you into the fire.


Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:07 pm
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Dear Spitelords...

How good do you think I have to be before Slave Labor will devour my soul and sell my empty shell of a body on E-Bay?

-Still inferior, and also has a soul.... *points to tummy* somewhere... *Points to leg* hang on..
(where is it again?)


Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:45 am
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Dear Where Is It Again.

I know nothing of this slave labour, souls or e-whatzit you speak of.
Instead of throwing out those mats of short and curlies that collect in the plughole, save them. You'll find they make great tea strainers.

Hope I've helped!

~Nanna


Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:13 am
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OMG fer reals?!
(Goes to collect short and curlys)

GWAHAHA! The secret to the tea straining is mine!


Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:50 am
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Dear Spitelords,

Just how many of you exist now-a-days? Also, what kind of charcoal/pastel fixative do you recommend?


Yours truly,
-Victim


Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:27 pm
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Sunder - [Status] Exists
Five - [Status] Exists
Neobokrug - [Status] Exists and angry
broken - [Status] Exists
nacho - [Status] Exists
CDAAAH - [Status] Exists
cats - [Status] Exists
Poxy - [Status] Exists and sassy (Recently added)
Aussie - [Status] Inactive
whee - [Status] unspitelorded due to inactivity
Aye - [Status] Elusive

I think that's everyone. If I missed you, it's your own damn fault for not responding to this yourself.

I recommend pussycream as a charcoal/pastel fixative. Can also be a refreshing beverage.


Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:09 pm
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As a side note, destitute orphan paper-peddler Billy Newbson becomes Captain The Moment whene'er he utters the magic word, "SFNBNCCPAWA!"


Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:11 pm
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Dear Spitelords,

Ever since I've moved into my new home, I keep having this reoccuring problem with dimensional vortexs opening at the most embarassing moments. To make matters worse, I believe they are portals to Hell as with each new vortex opening, my home becomes infested with the shrieking souls of the damned.

But anyways, what brand of dish detergent do you believe best removes that tough "stuck-on" grease?


Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:37 pm
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Steel wool.


Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:07 pm
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Dear Vxgas,

Liquid dish detergent is a laughable throwback to those halcyon years of sock hops and malt shops: the 1980s.
No, these days man walks upright--and when he wants to wash his dishes, he reaches for the only intelligent
choice: [color=violet]Cascade 2-in-1 Action Pacs[/color]!

We've evolved beyond our need for tails--and now, beyond our need to unscrew sticky bottle caps.


Yours Truly,

Cda A. Aah


Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:26 pm
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Put the bag of metallic paint down.


Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:41 pm
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I have three questions. I have numbered the questions for your convenience.

1. If suddenly found youself with regular weeknights off an you were a young girl with fashionably ambiguous sexual attitudes who was just under drinking age and full of beans after having to work EVERY weeknight for years, what would you want to do most? (For the sole reason that I was invited, I'm going gallery hopping.)

2. Chatroom etiquette: I'm beginning to notice a pattern in Nacho's thought processes. Is it polite to flash him at the beginning of a conversation, or is it the kind of thing where you don't want to talk to the person once your lustful habits have been satisfied. I mean, I don't want to feel like a cow who's just been milked and then... or wait, maybe I do.

3. The prospect of future social interaction seems to have improved my outlook on life. Is this normal? Am I a freak?

-Mortified


Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:52 pm
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Something is keeping me from sleeping. Perhaps correcting my error will help. In Q1, I meant "weekend nights," not "weeknights," (in both instances).


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If I put it down now, I'll have to face all the people who said I'd never be able to finish an entire bag by myself. Whatever else I may be, sir, I am not a quitter.

As for Ignatz's inquiries, I think one of the ladies should answer. Unlike the question about washing dishes, these smack of frou-frou sugar-glitter and Midol. However, I can say with certainty that Ignatz should avail herself of the EDIT button for all future revisions.


Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:17 am
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Whether or not I want to talk to you after you show boobies all depends on the quality of the boobies. Nasty boobies will make things awkward because I'll insult the hell out of you. Nice ones get you plenty of talking.

I'm like the Gate to the Southern Oracle from The Neverending Story. But with insults instead of laser-eyes. And I search for nice sweatermeats instead of how you view your own worth.


# Edited for accuracy.


Last edited by nacho on Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.



Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:29 am
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Somehow, I have trouble picturing you as a giant stone chick.


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