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I look 12 in that picture. I didn't even really recognize myself.

Sunder's picture startled me. I'm diggin' the uni-bomber look on him.


Tue May 03, 2005 4:18 pm
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I was fondling a giant Koala on Sanx's trip to Oz, as is fairly obvious.
I am also having ze delayed retractions. Roggit.


Wed May 11, 2005 3:37 am
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Nary a man (nor woman) alive that doesn't envy that there giant koala.


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Hamster wrote:
I have serious issues with determining the gender of internet peoples.


Why worry about it?


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Wed May 11, 2005 4:27 pm
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More pics, I want them!


Wed May 25, 2005 9:33 pm
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Let's link to them off-site, though, people. Don't provide them in-line. From now on, anyone who Asks a Spitelord will be required to submit a picture of themselves in this manner.


Wed May 25, 2005 9:44 pm
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Why am I so bored?

(Mandatory picture: Yeah.)


Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:15 pm
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You are bored because you have yet to discover the thrill of reading a good book. I recommend Pratchett's Discworld series.


Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:21 pm
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I don't have any more good books to read.

I've finished HHGTTG, The complete narnia set, a few stephen king books, and to be honest, I have no more good books...


Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:28 pm
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Yep. No good books left in the world. You should go kill yourself.


Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:16 pm
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Maybe later.

I'm a little busy.

Too busy to tell you to fuck off, too.


Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:06 am
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The_V_Dude wrote:
Maybe later.

I'm a little busy.

Too busy to tell you to fuck off, too.


Good thing, that.


Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:31 am
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Hey, kids!

Welcome to Pissweak World


Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:32 am
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First you're bored and whiny, and then you're "too busy" to think up a good comeback, so you resort to pissweak passive-aggressiveness ("flaccidly indirect" as poxy so eloquently put it). Only one thing can explain such flighty, effete behavior: Aunt Flow is in town for The_V_Dudette! Our little turd is becoming a turd-woman! Awww!
It's okay, sugarlump. Just curl up in some silk jammies with a pint of Midol-studded Haagen Dazs, and watch your stories on LifeTime. You'll feel right as rain in a few days. :)


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