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 Turkey Day Caption Contest, honkies! 
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Post Turkey Day Caption Contest, honkies!
Happy Thanksgiving, you non-posting, land-stealing crackers.
Caption one of these pictures! You get no prize--unless you want a picture of my butt. Or a few eBooks from my collection. Your choice.

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Go on. Make a joke about stuffing or basting. You know you want to.


Obligatory Bush-being-an-idiot photo.
This one is for you pussies that can't stand the sight of naked, glistening flesh.

Have at it! And have a great holiday. Drive as wrecklessly and inebriated as possible.


Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:40 pm
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God, that picture of George Bush is going to give me nightmares!


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NSFW-
'What happened to my meat thermometer?"

Bush-
...Okay that turkey is totally trying to give him head.


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Unless someone else enters before midnight, Mr. yDance wins for the NSFW one. The Bush one, not so much.


Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:31 pm
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"mmmph...I shouldn't have told him I was a vegetarian."


Someone else had to enter.


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NSFW-
Finally leftovers I won't mind eating.


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My Bush jokes suck... o.O

I'm glad I did semi-okay on NSFW though. Although Five's made me giggle, and that's something no one wants to hear. Geh heh... man Thanksgiving made me so sick you guys. I hate food.


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Borky wins the NSFW one, Five wins the Bush one. You guys already have access to my books, and more than likely, my ass has shown up in #spite once or twice.

Borky said he was just in it for the glory, so glory he shall have. Name a prize and it's yours, Five.

Vickie, you get one book as an honorable mention for your NSFW entry. Pick it and I'll PM you a link. As for your Bush entry, I get to whack you upside the head if we ever meet.


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Yay! Honorable mention! That's good for me.

Ah hmm. One book. What books do you have?

As far as hitting me upside the head... well, I always figured you'd do that anyway.


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List of books in the very first post.


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That's quite a collection. What was the one you showed me about the guy with a motorcycle? That's all I remember of it.


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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig, which is actually a lot easier to find online than a lot of other books. Stick just the title with quotes into Google, and you'll find several sites with the full text on the very first page of results.


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How did I win the Bush one? My caption was obviously meant for the girl with the fruit.


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Ya know I was wondering about that too.


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I thought yours was the turkey lamenting having to eat Bush's "meat." I guess it was the "mmmph..." that made me think that. Standard cock-in-beak noise in my mind.


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That's the way it's always sounded to me.


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