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 CALLING ALL WOMEN! 
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Sit the fuck down, dude. I said, "CALLING ALL WOMEN"--in caps, so you know that the deal is for real--and only ladies need apply.

Ladies, how ya doin'? Listen; you'd be doing your ol' uncle Cda a great big favor if you'd log into chat once in a while. We only really have one woman on channel anymore, and she does a great job, for sure, but the almighty ratio is horribly askew. It'd be fantastic if a few young (but definitely of-age) women would show up to keep NeoBokrug and Professor Nacho Fapsanders some company as they daily perform their thankless task of keeping the channel clean of riff-raff and ne'er-do-wells.

You might say, "Well, won't I see you there, Mr. Aah?" and the answer is generally "No." While I love #Spite, I probably won't have steady connex until February, due to a recent change of household.

You have my utmost apologies, and I want you to know that, if you were actually disappointed at the thought of my not being there, you're probably a pretty ridiculously awesome chick, and I'd love to see you in chat sometime. For now, though, please think not of me, but of the well-being of the channel. It's important that we be able to maintain the same standard of perverse tradition we've upheld these last nine and a half years, and MORE WOMEN is the only solution I could think of to aid us.

As an added incentive, Prof. Fapsanders has generously agreed to give topless photos of himself to the first one hundred ladies to arrive, so please do hurry (if that actually sounds like an incentive to you).


With Fond Regards,

Rev. Cda A. Aah


Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:15 am
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I'm a pretty ridiculously awesome chick. My life is now complete!

Just one thing - I've been trying to log into chat since I first found this place, with no sucess. Even with mirc. I'm on Windows, IE. Help, please?

Or maybe it's because I apparently write like a dude. If I get into chat, I'll write like a woman, honest. About feelings and Oprah and stuff!


Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:28 am
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Where do you access the internet? If it's at school, they may have IRC's port blocked. Nach has a solution to that; PM him.


Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:13 am
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I have the same problem. I log in at home on my laptop. We do have a networked cable modem hooking up the 3 computers of the house to the internet.

If there's no further response in this thread I'll PM Nacho, however, for now I'll sit idly by and wait for the answer to come to me.

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Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:50 am
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My solution for getting past closed school ports died along with my Linux partition (Thanks, Hans Reiser. Fucker). Until I back everything up, I'm in Windows, which doesn't allow for the particular gets-past-any-firewall client I used. Maybe another kind old *nix user out there would be willing to run Apache and CGI:IRC and help you out. There are other ways to get through that require a bit of fuckery and a free computer on the outside, and oddly enough, might have open ports on a school network, such as VNC and SSH. If you have something like that, ask and I can possibly walk you through it after much swearing, crying and blind rage.

If you prefer a simpler solution, fire off an email to your network's admin asking to open IRC ports.

Also, I don't recall agreeing to show topless pictures. But, hey, I'm an egotistical bastard, so it's all good.


Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:09 am
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My set-up is basically the same as Amy's. I've been fucking around with this thing as I've got admin privileges, but nothing seems to work. I'll figure something out.

I want those nacho pictures, damnit!


Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:32 am
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If you're using a whitelist on your firewall, open port 6667. The list of servers for FDFNet on this site is really old. Newer servers are:
fortress.fdfnet.net
devzero.fdfnet.net
microtosh.fdfnet.net
ibusy.fdfnet.net
fate.fdfnet.net

You can find more active servers on FDFNet's homepage and netsplit.de. The mIRC instructions on this site might help a bit, too. Unless you give me a specific error, I can't help much more than that.


Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:52 pm
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I had trouble getting in there too. What worked for me was disabling my firewall (not very helpful if you're in school), then logging into #Borky through any of the Starfighter links, connecting, then typing /join #Spite. For some reason the direct route never works. I'm perhaps not the most helpful, but it might work for someone, somewhere. Ish.


Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:54 pm
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It's sad how little of that made sense to me. Ports? Admin? ... it's a home network, who's the admin?


I don't think anything is blocked on my network, and if it is I have no clue where to find it. The only computer physically hooked into the network is my brother's desktop.

I'll go practice my fuckery and probably end up having to reformat my laptop.... again.


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The java client on ITM doesn't work; out of date server list. If you don't want to get a real client, use this one and follow Munky's instructions.


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Ah, small words, thank you. Usually I'm not this incompetent, I just haven't been in a chat in ages, and typically they were done through AIM or an Applet (or something with a name like that).

Although, and I've only been on the boards a day so I can't really say, how active is the chat? The boards, well, I feel the best days for the board were probably before my time (which was yesterday, hah).


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To see it now, you'd never have believed how awesome the board once was. But this is just the latest board--some of our old ones are still around, like so many discarded carapaces--and it is still growing.

If you're bored enough to log on to chat, you'll probably have more fun in #Borky than in #Spite, at least for a little while longer. Type !trivia in #Borky, if nobody seems to be awake, and you will experience the terror and the majesty of STARFIGHTING. !hof brings up the highest scores--beat the third person from the top of the list and you automatically receive Nominator Status.


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#Borky is always fun, but I'm too impatient to wait for idlers to play against. #Spiters are a little too tit-hungry, so I usually stay away unless I'm looking to ask about something from certain folks.

I'll never challenge them to be original in their abuse again. I still bathe with steel wool to this day but that dirty, used up feeling has yet to dissipate.


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That's pretty much why we need fresh women, yeah. Nacho and Neo use y'all to learn the social graces they weren't exposed to as porn-hungry homeschoolers.


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