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(The Munky just scuffs his shoe in the dust and looks downcast.)


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I actually skimmed the link before I read "Boobies for all!" so I didn't even get excited. And now you've disappointed Munky. Smooth move, Ex-Schnax.


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I had no intention of fooling anyone; I chose the most obviously-named URL I could find.

Still, I suppose that's no less than I deserve for joking about boobies...


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Hey!
I have a movie that bugged me lots!

Quadrophenia.
Worst surface realism I have yet to encounter.
Mods vs. Rockers, Brighton Beach, 1964, that be the setting.

Lets play My Generation by The Who, circa. 1965...NOT ONLY THAT but the album shown was later than 1964 and the cover shown was a 1970s REFUCKING ISSUE
Lets decide to have a 1975 transit van pull up...in 1964.
Lets have a girl wearing a 1967 style dress.
The Rockers are wearing Motorhead t-shirts...a good dozen years early
Lets fuck up the culture issues and create so many anachronisms so that a somewhat deranged redhead 30 years later wants to go and correct things.

It's an ok film in itself if you're willing to not care about realism.
I am, sometimes.


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The worst movie I ever saw was How High.

The Redman and Methodman movie. How is it that crap like this movie is allowed to even be made? Don't the people involved with the creation of this kind of movie kind of get a whiff of the crap that's going to get flung at the screen?

My brother rented it so I guess I can't really say I want my money back, but there was so much bad with it, unfunny jokes, rediculous plot, retarded characters, no resolution. I fell asleep when I realized that there was no way in hell I was going to realistically understand or come to like this movie in the slightest.


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"Ultra Violet". I won't say anymore, just trust me on this one.


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I really wanted that to be a good movie. Caligo says Aquamarine is worse, though, as movies named for colors go.


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The action scenes dragged (I don't know how the hell they managed that), and the plot was so weak the most dynamic thing in it was a shot of what's her name's ass. Mila Jovovovich? I don't know how the hell it's spelled, and frankly scarlet, I don't give a damn. I should have trusted myself and not gone, she was the only name brand actor in the previews. Never trust a movie with only one name brand actor. Was there really a movie called aquamarine? Ultra Violet and Aquamarine...I think I'm going to kill myself...Wait! were they the same type of movie? Oh God, tell me no! Tell me nooo!


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[quote="Anonymoose"]"Ultra Violet". I won't say anymore, just trust me on this one.[/quote]

I never had any hopes for that movie from the previews anyway.


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Me neither.

Edit-Because long rambling posts are ugly.


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The Shining is a decent movie based on a Stephen King book.
Ok, so it's not a patch on the book but I like it.
I have a copy.
Well, two actually, I had one, then thought I'd lost it, so I bought another.


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Dear anonymoose,

The whole idea of "saying no more" is...well you say nothing further of course. take that how you will, I'm beyond trying to be controversial at this point.

Anyhow, if any of you are in the mood for a slightly gory, yet humanising movie, you should go see The Hills Have Eyes. Pointless and destructive, I am home.

As for bad movies, Failure To Launch nearly bored me to death. If it wasn't for my significant other, I would never have bought a ticket. Don't watch this movie. Ever. I'm bloody serious.


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sucky movie: scary movie 4

i really liked the 3rd 1 (hoo-ray dumbass humor! XD) but it kinda seemed like they were trying too hard on this last one. the brokeback mountain thing didnt go with the rest of the plot. it just seemed kinda randomly thrown in there.

but the 1 part that really made me laugh was when the chubby asain dude was beatin the dead boy/cat thing from the grudge. heeheehee :P


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Die, ass-slave.


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Locking up the zombie.


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