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My personal favourite euphemism just so happens to be 'girly pieces' reffering to all things covered by a bikini.

What are your favourites? I want creativity.
Something tells me a great deal of these euphemisms will be to do with the act of procreating. And that makes me happy.

Let the beating about the bush begin.


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I have always enjoyed "making the beast with two backs" as a euphemism for sex. Also "turgid manhood" to refer to an erect penis. Ah, the joys of cheesy romance novels.

"Rolling a seven" is another one of the many for death.


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I will lose to nacho, as all that post euphemisms for sex will, but me and my little friends call it "pressing flowers"


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Yeah, I'm an old salt at the euphemism game. These are a couple of my old meta-lists, compiled from hours of Googling. The snatch one is the size of a novel.
http://web.archive.org/web/200107230330 ... /1243.html
http://b00x0r.tripod.com/euphemisms.html


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sigouney Weaver? Just for that I'm considering sending you a booby-pic...I probably won't but I'm considering.


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I'm partial to "pink velvet sausage wallet", myself. I bow to your compiling skills, nacho.


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Heh, thanks. I've always been partial to [u][url=http://www.abc.net.au/northtas/stories/s1036874.htm]map of Tassie[/url][/u].

Considering, eh, Moose? Does this warrant a "Hell yeah"? Let me confer with the judg--wait, no, Steve Austin is shaking his head. I shall withhold my "Hell yeah" for actual nipplage. o_<


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Nacho- the area between a man's balls and his ass (nacho butt, but nacho balls either) :lol:

I like the term 'making knuckle children' for jacking off.


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Oh, to bad. A 'hell yeah' would have convinced me, but alas, you withheld it. It is too late, and it will take quite a bit to make me feel quite as warm to the idea again.


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That's all right; I have this to keep me warm at night.
http://moid.org/ed/mrhands.mpg
http://www.nutz.org/modules.php?op=modl ... pic&t=2837


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I don't think I'll be clicking on that, but I'm glad you're warm.


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"map of Tassie"

Hey - suddenly maps are cool again!
I recognise the label Mr. Hands, so I don't need to click that one... I would, of course, embolden everybody else to experience it.


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Somehow, being encouraged to click on one of nacho's links makes me want to avoid it all the more.


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Can any of you help find a plush sheath for my blunt dagger?

Yes I'm lame, moving on.


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This has nothing to do with sex, I'm afraid, but sends me into giggles every time. My parents have been parents for long enough at this point that they have a habit of not wanting to swear, so instead Daddy says "Oh, flip!!" and Mummy says "Crumbs!". It really ruins their side of an argument against me when they do that and I transform into a ball of giggles. "For crumbs' sake" gets me every time.


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