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Yeah, the same thing happens in front of young kids in my family.
"Oh FUCKrying out loud."
Not really a euphemism but quite a good save.

Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:57 pm

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A friend and I compiled this list ages ago of all the different terms a girl could used when she masturbated.

twiddling the twat
spot-cleaning the carpet
satisfying Suzie
muff maintenance
tickling your fancy
lady fingers and cream
attitude adjustment
flicking the bean
churning butter
reading lips
gully whompin'
pushing the panic button
making soup
tip toeing through the two tips
the two-finger tango
romancing the rose
petting the pussy
exploring the deep south
stirring the taco
playing an accordion solo
deep dishin'
playing centipede
riding the rubber boyfriend
tickling the moustache
digging for clams
priming the pump
grinding the bump
rolling the mink
combing the brush poking the hairpiece
nothing else to do
stirring the cauldron "just reading, mom"
petal pushing
praising the orchid
rubbin the nubbin
pitching in the bush league
battery testing
the saddlehorn samba
dirty dancing for one
fingering the accused
petting the bunny
stroking the magic lamp
climbing mons veneris
flying manual (with hands)
flying automatic (with vibrator)
flicking the switch
the amazing disappearing finger trick
rosie palm's big sister
primin' the hymen
runnin' your finger thru your hair
enjoying a little southern comfort
giving a noogie to your monkey
taking the sweet slide
oiling your holster
tossing the pink salad
sorting the oysters
powdering your nose
one-handed bridge
finger-walking to the "Y"
drilling for fish
waking the butterfly
tickling the tuna
finger dancing
having a sushi party
somebody's got to do it
beating the bush
embracing the plastic age (vibrator)
riding the buzz bomb
muff ruffing
sinking the vibrating sub
dropping in the manhole
shooting the pink marble
riding the wild hand
hitting the volume control
hiking the Grand Canyon
launching a class one probe
playing with your gerbil
buttering the potato
pressing the escape button
riding the curl
flipping the breaker
making the oysters smile
stroking the snail
twiddling the toggle
firing up the digital special effects
entering no-man's-land
tapping the keg
turning on the juicer
stroking the nether-beard
making bubbles
tugging at the vertical smile

Most of them suck.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:03 am
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Well then thank you for posting all of them, then just saving us the trouble and posting your favorites.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:38 am
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No worries.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:46 am
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AND you forgot good old "Jilling Off". Shockin'.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:58 pm
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I happen to love that particular phrase.
Bravo to yoo Munky sir.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:00 pm

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I've never heard that one before, I like it.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:23 pm

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Attitude adjustment made me smile. Full stop.

Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:17 am
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When I hang a piss outta the pee-pee juicer 2000 (real juicing product) I sometimes Shake the dew from my lily. That's as elegant as I get.

Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:51 pm
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