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Aaand, I'm back from my personal trip. To sum up, she's the perfect cut of human being for me. *insert more cliches involving the moonlight*So uh...go worldwide communication I guess. These things can work if you have the constitution to go as far as is needed.


Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:15 am
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Didja sex her? </insensitivity>
I'm happy for you.


Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:11 pm
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Technically no. Her parents were watching me as vultures watch a wounded creature struting across their path. Alone time was nice. when it was possible.


Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:23 pm
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Sodding parents.
My condolences.
Although the technically gives me hope that it wasn't alll hand holding and pecks on the cheek.


Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:26 pm
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Its really good to read about e-love working out, cause so many people will write it off as shady and weird.
My boyfriend's mother met her husband online, he was in England, she was in Aust, and they've been together for years now.
I think what screws it all up is age. Young people who have no idea how to handle a regular relationship get involved in online ones, which are more complex in a way because you can't avoid problems by getting naked.

Bottlecap, how old are you? I'm guessing you're young because of the parents thing, good luck to you though.


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I have a whole folder labeled "nakedcho" that says you're wrong about not being able to solve problems that way.

<chica> Nacho, we need to talk.
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<chica> That is SO not a kitty. o_o
<chica> What was I saying?


Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:14 am
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But see, that's because YOU'RE getting naked, it doesn't always work otherwise.


Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:20 am
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I wonder if Naked Nacho could solve any of my problems?
I could do printouts.
"Miriam, we need to have a serious discussion, you horrible bitch."
"Mum, before you get angry at me, theres something you should see."
And then I show her the Naked Nacho and...


Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:48 am
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Naked Nacho could solve ALL your problems, I'm sure.


Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:35 am
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Yep! My nudity has done wonders for the recent civil war in Canada.

I think even the blessed-challenged could fix problems with nudity. Some trouble pops up, send a naked pic, and your significant other will be so busy laughing her ass off/recoiling in horror/vomiting blood that she'll completely forget what she was saying--and quite possibly end up in a catatonic stupor, solving all subsequent problems, as well.


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Ideally, she'd just end up masturbating and then orgasming.
Then problems would definitely be solved.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:21 am
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mirm wrote:
Its really good to read about e-love working out, cause so many people will write it off as shady and weird.
My boyfriend's mother met her husband online, he was in England, she was in Aust, and they've been together for years now.
I think what screws it all up is age. Young people who have no idea how to handle a regular relationship get involved in online ones, which are more complex in a way because you can't avoid problems by getting naked.

Bottlecap, how old are you? I'm guessing you're young because of the parents thing, good luck to you though.


I'm 19 as of 12 days ago. She's an only child so they're clinging to her with kung fu grip as expected. The distance is a cruel awakening every morning but it's somehow worth it when we have the time together. Thanks for the luck, though I'm sure if it existed it wouldn't work that way.


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How far away is she? 'Grats, by the way.


Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:05 pm
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Thanks I reckon. She's all of 2000 miles away. Air travel is fast becoming a friend these days. Bus travel is just...not right. Not right at all. It gets me there sure, but at what a price. Like my old man used to say " a toilet brush'll feel right on your feet, but don't be fooled. Cling ons are everywhere"

Of course he's a Star Trek psycho, and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Thanks again.


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