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Stretch those brain muscles, will you? Here, participate!

The song "The Cat Came Back" is very, very old. Over the years, hundreds of verses have been added. Simple rules to this problem: Kill a cat, in rhyme. Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

I found her shredding curtains
While I was reading Faust.
So I put her in a bag and tied it to my car's exhaust,
Then shut the garage door, screaming for her to GET LOST.

If I can think of an appropriate prize, there might just be one. GO!


Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:32 pm
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She was mewing quite loudly
Very late, one dark night
So I fried her up and seasoned her and ate every last bite
She wasn't tasty, but at least she's out of sight.

Edit: I didn't realize it had to conform to the pacing of a real song.


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Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:00 pm
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She left a little mouse head
Under the front door mat;
I put her in the microwave and that concluded that.
She was messy to clean up, that stupid fucking cat.








What's the tune for this? I'm having rhythmical problems.


Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:14 pm
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[url=http://www.nfb.ca/animation/objanim/en/films/film.php?sort=title&id=17537]Here's the old Canadian animated version, if you've forgotten the tune.
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Even better one


Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:17 pm
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You people are going to make me sad.

"I found a dumb old hoe,
Life had given her some licks.
She agreed to oblige for a pound of blow,
So I shoved it in her cooter until I hit cervix."

...But the cat came back, the very next day.
The cat came back. It wasn't very happy..
but the cat came back. It just couldn't stay away.


Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:53 pm
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I'll be up on it tomorrow.


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