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Last weekend my uncle who works at a publication company invited me to a writer


Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:40 am
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I call my book Dance Party on Slippy's Head--and it's only thirteen words long!


Ch. 1

Dawn broke soft in Perth
The sky stuttered, coughing soot
EVERYBODY DANCE!


(FIN)


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I love happy endings.


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Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Rey--there's a sequel.


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Sci-fi/romance novel. Fabio needs to be on the cover. Preferably a shot of the bird hitting him in the face and exploding into flames.

"Augh! GOD! You're tearing me apart!" screamed Kelly as I pushed deeper into her, slowly penetrating her cervix with the fat, throbbing head of my bio-engineered hybrid horse-cock. Her back arched, and her screams suddenly caught in her throat as she convulsed in pained pleasure. It's not every day she has something the diameter of a coffee mug forced past her raisin-sized fleshy donut-hole.

Little did I know that none of my hot, thick ropes of splooge would hit the back of that perfect, pink cumdumpster of hers. Before our impromptu meeting in this feces-encrusted restroom, sweet, innocent Kelly, an only-child looking for a little rebellion, signed up to test out a new contraceptive for the government. A 100% effective contraceptive codenamed the Chronophragm. It literally transports every last spermatazoa to another time and place upon climax.

I gave one last hard pump. My body shudder as I gushed load after load from my aching granny smith-sized testicles deep inside her, only to have it teleported to a random point in time: seven years ago; and to a random place: her mother's uterus.


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The brilliant stories from Nacho's mind flow as freely, and abundantly, as the splooge does from his bio-engineered hybrid horse-cock.

Watch this man work, Slippy; he's got talent.


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Wow nacho, just wow.

I will be sending that to my uncle just to see how he react's.

He might actually like it.


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