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Gruphology is the study of trolls and trolling. I've devoted the last nine years of my life to it, and I feel myself a fair expert in dealing with trolls. I've created this thread, however, for those of you who've come to your wit's end and need either advice or assistance with your trolling/anti-trolling endeavors.

Please feel free to post links to whatever's troubling you--with a brief description of the nature of the problem--and I'll be happy to devote whatever time is necessary to its resolution. I lead an astonishingly boring life, and the thrill of the hunt is my only joy.

In keeping with the tradition of our forum, posts in the Inferno must contain some form of flame or ire--to that end, I submit that you are all a bunch of sweaty vaginas with assholes for eyes.


Yours Truly,

Cda the Hunter


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Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:23 am
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Where do you typically interact with this kid? I hate doing people under 21; they haven't yet had a chance to reform. If he doesn't post on a forum or newsgroup, this sounds like a job for Friend John--and right now, FJ doesn't owe me any more favors

What'd he do to you, anyway?


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Those sound like pretty good reasons. Despite his purported influence, though, you have to remember that people change over time. It's not fair to anyone to hold them to standards of past behavior, and doubly unfair t'ask for static positure from teenagers. In other words, I believe that you should focus less on trying to recover your friends, and more on enacting petty revenge.

He looks like he's interested in Stanford. What does Stanford most hate in its would-be applicants?


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His first two listed interests are homework and school?!?!?!
I feel such a mix of emotions for that kid. Initially I felt horror, and now pity...


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Can you understand the difficulty you'll have in destroying his soul? It's pretty much gone, from what I can tell. Your best bet would be to fuck up his chances for going to Stanford.


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Hmm... besides Stanford, this person seems to be interested in driving and cancer. Maybe if you combine the two, and then throw them off some high place. A bridge would do.


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Killing someone is a lot different than fucking up his life, Fluffernutter. For one thing, it's less creative.


Mon May 02, 2005 9:55 pm
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No, no, you miss my point. Nobody would be in driving/cancerous mass. I'm just brainstorming here.

P.S. Hehe, fluffernutter.


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So you mean, combine two of his loves, then throw them off of a high place? You really must be more specific.


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I saw that. You need to find a medium where he can't shut you up with mass commenting.


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Avast_Ye wrote:
So you mean, combine two of his loves, then throw them off of a high place? You really must be more specific.

Yep.


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