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Flaming can get a bit out of control at times, and rarely stays confined to the Inferno. Sometimes, making a new topic for one sackless little dickmilker seems like overkill, or you just don't want the asshead to feel special. If stuff gets out of hand, and you're worried about making a mess, link the offending newb here, and flame your little heart out. It'll make for a cleaner, happier, unkinder board. (Five or Sunder, if this works, could you make this thread sticky?)


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PissOn Freeways, if you are still here, I'm calling you out. Not even Jack Daniels has made me feel any compassion towards you. You flat out suck. I can't identify why but you irritate me. Deep down and thoroughly. Your inane posts, your sheer suck factor and your inability to add to any topic has provoked me to hate you. Please leave if you have not done so already.


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Rabid Badger wrote:

If you hate yourself, you don't really have the right to become such an uppity little bitch when everyone else jumps on the "You Suck" bandwagon. The low self-esteem wafts off you like the stench of stale cat-pee that pervaded the quiet kid in second grade. You're probably used to places that just quietly hate you behind your back, but here, that stink angers up the blood. You don't show yourself any respect, so we sure as hell won't either, and as you're finding out, we're quite vocal about it. If you're not fond with our way of doing business around here, there are plenty of other boards out there more accomodating of dick-lacking little piss-sippers such as yourself.


Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:32 am
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It doesn't really hate itself, Nach, it only says that to come off as modest in hopes that someone will give a damn.

I would feel quite pleased to watch those hopes get smashed.


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Precisely. Nobody who is truly self-loathing would go to such lengths to defend their actions.

By the way, what's with

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Also, I'd just like to point out, Munky, that you're very wrong about me. Let me explain: 1. I personally hate myself 2.Blah blah blah 3 numbers bitch whine moose 3. What's a paragraph? blah blah.4.Something equally stupid 5. Personally, I like the negative reactions, not because I'm an ass hole and like to piss people off, infact something whiny and angsty about the trials and tribulations associated with kindergarten something.


It sounds like all five of your inane points were to be directed at me, but as it turns out reading them only confused me because I think you were talking to about three different people. You silly wee streak of piss, why do you think people are picking on how you type?

Also, point number five: you LIKE negative reactions? Then why have you suddenly gone all spineless and "let's-be-friends-after-all" and such? You, sir, are either a troll, trying to waste our time, or else you have both the consistency and mental ability of a tube of toothpaste.

Damn right we're hostile here. We cannot stand your particular brand of clich


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I don't think it's a troll honestly, I just think it's a douche. Troll behavior doesn't have as much thought put behind it, y'know?

This asshat clearly has a history, and a defense for everything it does. I think it just needs to stop being such a little bitch about what we're saying, and either stop sucking or go away.

Jeebus, those blocks of emo text are just a mess to wade through... I hadn't been that bored since I watched Waterworld...


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Viktor-yDance wrote:
It doesn't really hate itself, Nach, it only says that to come off as modest in hopes that someone will give a damn.


Either way, using that as a defense, for whatever reason, makes all bitch-rights forfeit.

Might be a moot point; dingleberry's gone pleasantly silent.


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Okay Amelia. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Your attempts to pass yourself off as a deep thinker and differentiate yourself from the rest of the comic-loving ilk are not working. What do you have to prove?

So far you've only succeeded in convincing that you're yet another kid whom thinks she knows everything. You look at the rest of us and pat yourself on the back for posting 'insightfully', unlike us plebians - you snot-faced brat. That's it; you are simply a spoilt little brat.

Go away. Go away. GO AWAY.


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Munky nuts, you give me the shites from time to time, but that little re-working summary-up-ed-ness made me giggle out loud a bit. Noice.

Aww wooja, that's sweet but it's over. There will be more.


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...wow. I don't know where you get that.


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She's... banned. I thought. What? Deary me. Is she on a dynamic IP or something like that? She makes the munky sad...

Pox, I think there was a compliment in there somewhere. Thus, I thank you.


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No, static IP, but bans never last for longer than five days.


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You just can't take a hint, can you? You were banned for a reason. I'll try to make this very clear so that maybe -- just maybe -- your puny little brain will be able to make sense of it. Ready?

FUCK OFF.

You are not wanted here; stop trying to be accepted. Go away and join some other unsuspecting forum. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a community foolish enough to put up with your pseudo-intellectual arse-pickings.


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I can't believe I graduated from whiny n00b to insufferable pseudo-intellectual. W00t!


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No, you were always insufferable.

At least you're consistent.

Please leave now.


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AmeliaComicLover wrote:
I can't believe I graduated from whiny n00b to insufferable pseudo-intellectual. W00t!


pseudo- or pseud-
1. False; deceptive; sham: pseudoscience.
2. Apparently similar: pseudocoel.

I wouldn't w00t if I were you.


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