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Do my insults really sound that much like compliments? o.o;


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Not much you can say to hurt an attention whore.


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I know what a pseudo-intellectual is.
It's called irony, you self-important ass.


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What you used there is actually called sarcasm.


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AmeliaComicLover wrote:
I know what a pseudo-intellectual is.
It's called irony, you self-important ass.


Self important? In what way? Last I checked, I'm a lot of things, but I'm not terribly 'self important'.

Or, was that called irony as well?


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Not talkin' to you, Viktor-y...that was meant for inky.
And yes, I know the difference between sarcasm and irony, and I meant to be more ironic than sarcastic. But beh.


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The road to hell is often paved with ironic intentions.


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AmeliaComicLover wrote:
Not talkin' to you, Viktor-y...that was meant for inky.
And yes, I know the difference between sarcasm and irony, and I meant to be more ironic than sarcastic. But beh.


Um, okay, in that case...

If Inky is the self important one why isn't HE the one posting on a board that doesn't like him about things that don't interest anyone but himself?


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Hey 'Melia! (whistles)

Stop trying to extract yourself from the morass that this thread has become, and go defend yourself in CD's thread. At this stage I have become genuinely interested to hear:
1) What you were THINKING, and
2) Why you persist in sticking around.

Oh, and you can't respond to the second one with anything along the lines of
Innocence Abused wrote:
The only reason I kept coming back was because I've had a pattern of behavior reinforced in me by my bullying years at school that causes me to seek out this kind of abuse, that causes me to be masochistic.

That holds no water here. Many of us have had troubled childhoods. It is difficult to move on but you must at some stage, and drawing our wrath upon you whether through ignorance, masochism or a desire for attention is no way to do this. To us you are a person firmly ensconced in the present; we are not aware of your past and it does not affect us. It is who you are NOW that counts, and so far you have not acquitted that person well.


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Post The AmeliaComicLover Saga: Part 1
AmeliaComicLover wrote:
Here's a lump of shit. There's a diamond inside!

Everyone Else wrote:
You sure? It really looks--and smells--like a lump of shit.

AmeliaComicLover wrote:
It's okay. Just keep digging through it with your bare hands. It's in there.

Everyone Else wrote:
There nothing here but shit--and even stinkier, putrescent shit inside.

AmeliaComicLover wrote:
Why the fuck are you people so judgemental?! Just because something looks and smells like a steaming pile of shit doesn't mean there isn't a diamond in there! .... Oh, wait, maybe it was this dried cat turd. Here, dig through this cat turd.

Everyone Else wrote:
Yeah. No. Get the fuck off my property.

AmeliaComicLover wrote:
No, trust me! There's a diamond!

Everyone Else wrote:
I have shit underneath my fingernails.

AmeliaComicLover wrote:
Have some more!

Narrator wrote:
And so, unwelcome and unloved, AmeliaComicLover returned, time and time again, like a bad case of herpes to the good folk of North Spitenshire to continue peddling her shit.

To date, the phantom diamond in the feces has yet to be found, and the good folk wished to hell AmeliaComicLover would stop putting turds into their hands and accept her banishment from the land, poste-haste. Alas, the density of her skull is far too great for even the mightiest Clue Fairy to penetrate.

The battle rages on...

End of Part 1.


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Very nicely put, Mr. 'Cho. I eagerly await the sequel.

Extended metaphors are fun!


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The fact that you voyeuristically read my deviantart journal entries speaks ill of you, not me.


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Voyeuristically? No. Let me assure you, I took no pleasure in it. I like to do my research so I know who I'm dealing with sometimes... Snap judgements are fun but wear thin occasionally. The fact that there's a link under every one of your posts just made it easy for me (if I'd needed to make an effort, I wouldn't have bothered).

Oh, and don't think it's escaped my attention (or anyone else's) that you just completely ignored the other material relating you in this thread in order to focus on one detail from one person's argument... That's a rather unoriginal tack to take. Defend yourself properly and quit being such a pussy.

~Edit~

Oh, and happy Valentine's day everybody. It may be wonderfully contrived and disgustingly commercialised, but it can still be fun!


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Why isn't she posting in her thread? About her? For her?

And Happy V-day to you as well Munks!


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Happy V-Day to you all, too!


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research, voyeurism...fine distinctions. Beh. Oh, the siggy. I'd totally forgotten that there was a link to my account in it. It doesn't appear for me. Thanks for reminding me, I probably don't want to advertise a portal to my sanctuary, as it were.
Well, you know, as long as you're at my gallery, you COULD leave a few comments on my horrid drawings. *obnoxious shit-eating smiley*
Also, I have been avoiding the Amelia thread for a number of reasons, none of which include my being a pussy or being afraid of CDA. As for why I don't leave, well, everyone hated me in the beginning, so I can't tell the difference between newb hate, breaking-in hate, or please-get-the-fuck-out hate. I suppose this is get-the-fuck-out hate, but you know, I'd hate to miss the fun.


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