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Fuck with me and you might go to jail.

No joke, We here at ITM are a picky picky crowd.


Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:49 pm
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The use of the word 'annoy' is particularly problematic,


Ya think?


Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:53 pm
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Well, holy fuckin' shit.

While reading that, the phrase running through my head was "this is a practical joke". Over and over. I mean, imagine trying to actually enforce that with any kind of consistency. How many owners of modems could actually keep out of jail?

Imagine Lil' Baby Titfuck posts a happy little opinion on some message board. This message is extremely stupid and inane. The reaction of those reading it is instantaneous, and violent. They are thus criminals, as is our charmingly stupid protagonist, since his post was annoyingly ill-thought out. Meanwhile, in another part of town, Jimmy Semisentient decides that anyone using 13375p34|< to him is trying to piss him off* and thus everyone in his chatroom is a felon.

*Sighs*

Fortunately, it looks like this legislation only applies to the USA; thus I can safely suggest that everyone I dislike is a sweaty hunk of gorilla smegma, irrespective of whether they read this or not. Hooray!


*Damn kids!


Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:26 pm
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Post Re: Newbs be warned.
CathodeRey wrote:
Fuck with me and you might go to jail.

No joke, We here at ITM are a picky picky crowd.


Plz Fuck Off and Die.

Can I plz go to jail now?


Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:28 pm
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If that's what you really want.

Was that supposed to be a joke or some kind of challenge? I can't quite tell. Perhaps you are a joke. Yes. I like that. it has a pleasing symmetry to it.


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Munky wrote:
If that's what you really want.

Was that supposed to be a joke or some kind of challenge? I can't quite tell. Perhaps you are a joke. Yes. I like that. it has a pleasing symmetry to it.


I'm a joke...Sweet!
Thank you sir, may we have anal sex now?


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You fuckin' wish, biatch. No buttsex for YOU!

And you are more than welcome. Now be quiet. This thread is dead.


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Munky wrote:
You fuckin' wish, biatch. No buttsex for YOU!

And you are more than welcome. Now be quiet. This thread is dead.


Ah but if I keep posting the thread never dies!


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That's true, but if you keep quoting un-necessarily, you will die.
But that's just me being over sensitive cos of the hate.


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Ethanol wrote:
That's true, but if you keep quoting un-necessarily, you will die.
But that's just me being over sensitive cos of the hate.


How many times do I have to quoting till I die?


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Let's see shall we?


Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:29 pm
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Honestly. This was funny just because Munkys impotent threats, and then it got better with a challenge... but as Ethanol has stated, it's getting old.


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[quote]it's getting old[/quote]

Indeed, it did.


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What threats anyway? Denying someone my sweet, sweet ass is not a threat. Comparing someone to simian dick-cheese is not a threat either. Consider finishing learning to read and write before you post again.


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[quote="Munky"] Finishing learning to read and write before you post again.[/quote]


I would take your own advice. You are right however... I misspoke before saying that it was your impotent threats when it was actually CathodeRey. Either way it IS old, and tired.


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Heh, yes. I posted that one when I was in a rush earlier. I guess I only imagined typing some of it. It's quite embarrassing. I noticed my error and corrected it before you commented though! So it's like I never did anything wrong. Nope, not me. Not good ol' Munky. No, sir.


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