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 3RD ANNUAL POETRY CONTEST 
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Post 3RD ANNUAL POETRY CONTEST
I hate to hear the question asked,
"Where have all the spiters gone?"
They've all just grown too lazy-assed,
And stupid, fat and wan.


Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:46 am
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This older member doesn't care-
the fun in spite seems done,
Remembering the days gone by
when newbies never won.

But now he's aged a little bit
and with that age comes sloth.
No time to hate the 12 year olds
or poke fun at the goths.

And any news of JCV, seems sorely out of date.
"Hey Rev, when was the last time you saw food upon this plate?"

With nothing on the table,
and no news of "GhostFist" yet-
I think I may just leave this place,
and get a NeoPet.


Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:36 am
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Perhaps the lack of spite, my dear,
Is due to a wish of not to waste
Good insults that the Newbs won't hear,
While cutting back in panic haste.


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Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:49 pm
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It is in fact a dismal sight
When reflecting upon the spiteful past
To view the loss of vengeful spite
And the handing of newbs their own ass




While my posts aren't especially hate filled
I did take much joy in others acrimony
I do mourn absence of virtual blood spilled
And await the revival of this sacred ceremony


Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:54 pm
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If you look I believe you will find
Another newb to hand its ass
It's a dismal one and without mind
IoF's chock full of class

The troll is sad and without merit
It's posts a staggering fifty-four
Its irksome posts, I cannot bear it
I'll die laughing if it posts anymore


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Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:13 pm
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I've heard tell of greener pastures,
grammar-lacking newbies far and wide,
another place where scathing repartee
scorches glistening retard hide.

I've seen some Spiters departing,
Truly leaving Spite fans in a bind,
but after all, how many synonyms
for 'Fucktard' can you find?

But a commendable job is being done
by those brave souls remaining,
even though the traffic flow
is noticably waning.

There's still some troopers in the foxholes,
don't you notice the quality hasn't departed?
I'm sure you overlooking their well-honed hate
has left them utterly brokenhearted.

But chin up ye loyal Spiters,
though current targets are just dismal,
Jhonen may yet pick up his pen
to send us fans far more abysmal.


Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:22 am
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Like moths to a flame,
like a rat to baited trap,
this board attracts tards.

And with precision,
and a sharp witty banter,
they are disposed of.

The spiters aren't gone,
I'll admit this is the truth,
they just do not care.

They still attack, yes,
but not as much as days past,
it's not as fun now.


Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:22 am
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Heheh! Look, it's gay! :D


Look into my eyes it's crystal clear, the end of this is almost near.
When trees burn and people fall, in your heart you feel fear.

Of all the things I could push away, this by far would go away.
But fate , so cruel, it must stay this way.


Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:55 am
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What do you mean gay?
Is that what you think poems are?
You're an idiot.

Look into your eyes?
When trees burn and people fall?
That wasn't a poem.

An unwashed heathen
has more music in his soul.
You dissapoint me.


Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:25 am
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Revitalising Time!


My Mysterious Tan,
By flick.

Factor 50, every day,
So sun can


Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:17 am
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But Flick, I cannot comprehend
Why you are so against the trend.

The cail


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