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I'm quite a fan of :
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap"
God bless Dolly Parton. I live by those words, it has to be said.

I could sit and quote Oscar Wilde all day but I'll refrain. He was ever such a wit, however, and I suggest you look him up.


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"This is the most retarded science I've ever seen." -Thomas Edison, "Tales From the Bully Pulpit"

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

"What's another word for thesaurus?" -Stephen Wright


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Synonymicon.


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Jesus fucking Christ...


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Some funny quotes from one of the greatest not-dead writers, Terry Pratchett:

- "I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me."
- "Prove me wrong! Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care."
- "I don't sign parts of the body, even if they're still attached."
- "Things never get better. They just stay the same, only more so."
- "Deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat."


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People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people-Maskerade

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree-Hogfather


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Ethanol wrote:
My beard is better than yours though.


Beard off!

My camera just died but I always wished I could be the bearded lady. That whole ting about being careful whatcha wish for..


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"Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop."

Love it.


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Here's some Dylan Moran for you.

"I don


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I heart Dylan Moran with quite a lot of my heart.

"I haven't even got lungs anymore just two 7-11 bags that rolled by from under a bridge."

He are a silver tongued irish wit.


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He is!


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Yeah, I saw Shawn of the Dead twice before I realised.
But I just cannot get over Black Books. I love it.
I think I may create my robot husband upon his model.


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Its really strange how many people think he's really hot, too.
My mother wants to bed him HARD.


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It's the scruffy irishman thing.
I'd hit it.


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I probably would if mum didn't like him so much.
I feel really gross when I get hot for the same people as her.
It happened with Prince, it happened with Bowie and it happened with Hugh Laurie.


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Hugh Laurie is exquisite. Bowie is a GOD. Prince...meh, he's too gay poodle for me.


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