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I know, I know, campest bastard of all time.
But still. Cream. Get on top. Shoo-boogie-bop.
And so on.


Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:58 am
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I thought he was hot until I heard his voice. He's a sexy little bastard, but I don't want my guy to be more feminine than me, ya know? I love that Dave Chappelle(sp?) skit where he plays basket ball with Charlie Murphy.
"Pancakes?...bitches"


Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:21 am
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Haha, yes!
Dave Chappelle is fantastic.
I love the skit where he acts out GTA.


Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:15 pm
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God has blessed us so much I can't afford to feed you anymore-Monty Python's The Meaning of Life


Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:28 am
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God damn you all.
When I saw this thread, I had planned on adding some Wilde, Moran, Douglas Adams and Python to it, but you've all beaten me!

Now I have to go away and think.


Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:47 pm
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I am so sorry!

Edit- Oh my god! Was I the first person to quote Python? What the hell is wrong with you people?!?!


Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:08 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
- Tom Waits

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
- George Bernard Shaw.


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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."- Groucho Marx


Tue May 02, 2006 4:00 am
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"I told you I was sick" - What Spike Milligan wanted on his grave stone.


Tue May 02, 2006 7:27 am
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"Happiness is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"The probability of someone watching you is directly related to the stupidity of your actions."

"Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?"

"Sometimes, Just sometimes, I like to cut holes in a Garbage bag and wear it around the house while I talk like a sassy black Southern woman."

"Werewolf, You keep talking like that and I'm going to shit myself"


Now, I haven't the foggiest who the hell said these. I'd be happy for anyone to fill me in if you happen to know yourselves.

Cheers


Thu May 04, 2006 12:07 am
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NO NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS AVATARS.


Thu May 04, 2006 8:53 am
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Aawww...

Can I ask why?


Thu May 04, 2006 10:18 am
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Cus Cd said so?
And it's overrated.


Thu May 04, 2006 11:36 am
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Lumpling wrote:
"Happiness is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."


True, initially. But then, it gets cold and you smell of piss. I'd rather feel glum and dry, myself.


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Embarrassment is like wetting your pants, everyone can smell it, but only you can feel it trickling down your leg...wait! Embarrassment IS wetting your pants.


Thu May 04, 2006 6:57 pm
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No Nightmare Before Christmas avatars because the movie is so prevalent and well-remembered. Removal from the immediate is what makes an avatar cool; in 20 or 30 years, you can use a Nightmare Before Christmas avatar.


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