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This is inspired by this blog and my own experiences of the bizzarre occuring in passing.

Anything that made you do a double take in the street, made you desperate to hear the rest of a strangers conversation or made you feel just that little bit better about yourself belongs here.


Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:35 am
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"Circumcision is the only way forward"
A woman in the toilets at Empire Cinema


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Daughter: "No one's sticking their finger up my butt!"
Mother: "But just imagine--"
Daughter: "It's not gonna happen, cause no one's sticking their finger up my butt!"

Near a restaurant.


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"Have you ever made a house out of COOKIE DOUGH?!?" -- Autistic 11th Grader at SMSH.


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"...then he had shit on his chest..." 2 seats behind me in class.


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"I just wish I could puke so I could feel better..."

Outside a "poutine" restraunt in Canada.


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"It'll take more than one finger to get me off" ~ Cashier at a bakery.


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This is a conversation I heard when approaching my two friends Liam and Timmy:

Liam: So basically the coursework was to design a cover that would appeal to the target audience
Timmy: Boobies?


Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:33 am
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The morning after a great storm, (during which I lost power to my house) two students spent a few moments on the bus thus:

"I hope there's no electricity in school"
"Nah, there is. The traffic lights are working"
"But traffic lights don't use electricity"


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The other morning, I overheard the people nearby giggling at this:

"...And the hooker wasn't allowed in Red Lobster anymore, because she took all the crabs!"


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Girl in my General Studies class: Men and women have to do different jobs. Girls can't go on submarines...cos of their bodies.


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"I would so steal pudding and toilet paper from a hospital."

-from the Yu-Gi-Oh!/Magic: The Gathering nerds in the cafeteria


Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:39 pm
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Both from my dinner table:

1: I'm a very relaxed person, really. Not that argumentative at all.
2: Yes you are.
1: No I'm not.
2: See?

1: ...and they know Noah's Ark was made of a wood that no longer exists on the planet; Gopher Wood.
2: - Oh, no! It's lashing. The boat's not big enough, quick! Go for wood!


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While I didn't technically hear this myself, Lyssa's sister told me yesterday that she had overheard her six-year-old sons playing, and one of them uttered, "No, no! The baby has to drink blood, so it can become strong and powerful!"


Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:18 pm
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Two random people yelling really loud at eachother:

"Would you be my friend if like, my skin was anuses and was all gooey and stuff!?"
"Well would you be my friend if my mouth was a nipple and every time I talked milk squirted out!?"

and it went on for a bit, those are the two I remember most though. All were extremely weird.


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I heard this next to my hotel room

Guy: Suck it dammit!
Girl 1: Stop trying to stick that shit in me
Guy: Ok, what about you?
Girl 2: mmmmm creamy

at that point I fell off my bed laughing


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