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flick wrote:
Dear Spitelords:

I have a terrible problem....


Ask for Batman. You can never go wrong with batman. and if you want to see batman whip supes ass: Batman: The Dark knight returns.

Holy shit spell check!!! Oh it's just Firefox 2.


Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:08 am
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... I have tried reacting. I have tried ignoring. I have even tried low-level sabotage, but all to no avail. And so, in complete and abject supplication*, I bow down before the mighty Spitelord host and beg a moment of their time...

Lads, how the fuck do I get my boss to stop turning on that goddamn singing reindeer head (with a voice like a super-dee-dooper gay Barney)?**

*but not really
**Removing the batteries is not a real option. It seems she has brought spares with her today.


Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:09 am
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Thin layer of clear nailpolish on the battery contacts.

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Fuck yeah! One thousand posts, niggaaaaa!


Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:23 pm
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As much as I don't want to bump out nacho's lovely post, but if that doesn't work, I say play hide-n-seek with it. Reindeers like the cold. I suggest the freezer with a note that says "there's no place like home." Or hold it for randsom with a note that says under the condition that it is not to be played during general work hours or in the presence of any other employee, especially in the design department, may you have it back.


Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:49 pm
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Dear Spitelords,

I have a problem with America. Because all of you are in it. And not over here in Japan, with me. America is hogging all the spite!

That is all.

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Starrah


Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:45 am
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The most spiteful solution here is to blow up all of America. If you can't have us, nobody should.


Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:11 am
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America would be better if it Japan were in it. We can drop it on Oklahoma, Kansas, and Arkansas. No one will miss those states.

This morning, we have secretly replaced the Sea of Japan with Texas. Let's see if the Japanese population notices...


Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:35 am
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Couldn't you just commute with a giant flying robot? Japan has them right?


Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:32 pm
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Due the fact that foreigners are clearly dangerous, we are not allowed to play with them. We get the shitty non-flying robots instead!


Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:07 pm
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Starrah wrote:

This morning, we have secretly replaced the Sea of Japan with Texas. Let's see if the Japanese population notices...


Fishing would probably be a problem.


Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:24 pm
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