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Nacho, say something funny! Show everyone how immature you are!


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Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:18 am
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Show me your boobies.


Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:55 pm
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Oh, don't be silly nacho!


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Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:23 pm
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Try in and around 1996, I hear there were some great ones.


Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:39 pm
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Post Re: Lets talk about sex, baby.
Aridarr wrote:
It's all about sex.


As a species, Aridarr, humans are easily and by far the horniest of primates. The human penis is, on average (don't get cocky, boys) 5 1/2 inches long. For the average male body mass, this is enormous when compared to humanity's next penis-rival; the teeny tiny thing that passes as a gorilla penis (about an inch and a half to two). All our sexual organs are displayed front and centre and much of our lives are spent either sniffing around for prospective partners, imagining sniffing around for prospective partners, using our wiles to get what we want when logic fails, writing, reading, watching sex on tv and in movies, or denying our sexual drive completely and going nuts.

We have no strict mating season, meaning that we are almost always "on". As a species we have fucked our way across the globe, spreading to the point where the planet can't take any more people, and yet, fuck on we do.

That you, with human eyes happen to see sexual content in a comic written with human hands, is not as astonishing as you may think. This is no revelation. I will admit that I have not seen anyone mention it before, but then, I don't hear a lot of people making a big point out of rain falling downwards, or bunnies being fuzzy, either.


Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:47 pm
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I'm not asking for a critisism of my opinions, so much as I would like to hear yours, your theories.

Look, I've made a mistake! Nitpick over it!


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Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:04 pm
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Aridarr wrote:
I'm not asking for a critisism


Good thing too, because there is no such word.


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Let's have a quiz!

What would I say if I were to make a headshot?


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Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:34 pm
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Hah, I believe the word is PWND!


Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:44 pm
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Very good!

Now, talk about your own repressed homosexual desires!


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Look sweetheart, I'm not the one pouring my heart out to people who clearly don't like me, threatening suicide and wishing Nny were alive so somebody would understand me.
If you were going to kill yourself you'd have stopped posting. Stfu.


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Oh, well done!


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Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:49 pm
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Yes but if it wasn't perfectly clear by now we don't want to talk about the comic book.
And if you didn't want sympathy you'd have kept your psychosis mentally ill sectioned shit to yourself.
As I believe you've said recently, that's not relevant to the discussion.


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Perhaps?


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Perhaps?
You should add "Master of Understatement" to your impressive list of claims.


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Sunder, be a complete bastard, please.

That is what you are good at, isn't it?


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