Hey nacho, show everyone what an asshole you are!

So you come here, start off your post about how much everyone sucks, then get upset at a boobies request and whine in the Inferno about how the place is run? I remembered your name from #spite, and went to look at the logs. Found this:

17:32 <Aridarr> http://i9.tinypic.com/48yhnye.jpg
17:33 * Inky loves the New Images page
17:33 <Aridarr> So, there I am.
17:34 <Caligo> So, you're a ... girl (?)
17:34 <Aridarr> Yes.
17:34 <nacho> har

Your utter lack of logic backs you up on the theory that you're a girl! Way to go!

P.S. Now that I remember what you look like, I don't want to see your boobies. You have a face like a catcher's mitt. :(

Well done, nacho! Well done!

People just aren't as good as they used to be, Ari.

A few exceptions have got through quality control - the young Madii for example - and we like having them around. Others, the ones who have tried and failed have obviously not reached the standard we require. The regular Spiters are a group of close friends. I for one, would not hesitate to trust any of the spitelords with the most intimate secrets of my life, and many of the regulars share the same trust. That sort of a setup doesn't allow for transients.

If you want to get in, I suggest you stop being a whineyass bitch and suck it up. It's worth it, though.

Oh, you funny people.

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I want to see a cat. Show me a cat.

Oh, thank you! Do you want a cookie?

You're silly. :)

Everyone loves dracatics!

Oh, nacho, you silly thing. :)

Who are you? Chuck Palahniuk?

Oh, you are all so funny! Such funny little things!

We require a scanned Doctor's note for all such claims. Please see our legal department, he can be found on the left near the boobies.

Talk to me, nacho, say funny things!

Oh, no! She's hearing voices in her head in the form of songs! Call the Funny Farm, boys; we got us a live one!