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What would go in yours?

Due to massive boredom and internet induced paranoia I'm now more worried about zombies than I am about terrorists.
I'm thinking learn to drive and buy some kind of long hitty thing, minimum.

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Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:33 am
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The obvious items:
Shotgun - Zombies have a weakness to these
Chainsaw - And these
Cricket Bat - And these
Food - Zombies eat ME for food, but I can't eat them. I need nourishment while running for my life
Compass - So I know in which direction I'm going
Map - So I know what I'm going to FIND if I continue in the direction I'm going
Flares - For signalling
Laptop - To try get help over open wireless networks. And, at a push, as a weapon
Mobile - For getting help
Other People - Back-up, company, and zombie-bait

Maybes:
Katana - Only effective at VERY close range
Wood Axe - Ditto
Zombie Films - Know thy enemy. But when will I find the time?
Garlic - If there are zombies, what about vampires? You never know...

Definately not:
Homework - I'm running from zombies. No WAY I'm doing assignments
Desktop PC - Far too bulky. Unfortunately :(


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Milla Jovovich.


Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:50 am
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Milla Jocovich would just out run you and you'd be eaten die deaded.

KB is more sensible


Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:17 am
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Without Milla around, you'd be much more likely to attempt to fuck a zombie girl, with very bad results.

I second nacho's suggestion.


Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:38 am
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Okay fine, but could she at least have some kind of kit with her? A free gift of some description.


Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:43 am
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Like what, a gift basket from Bed Bath & Beyond so she smells nice while killing zombies with her thighs?


Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:41 pm
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I was thinking more along the lines of a holdall with things similar to what KB suggested.
Yours would be nice too, though.


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She has knockers and a vagina.


Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:46 pm
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Fabreeze. It would make the rest of your days surrounded by living rot much more pleasant. :)

Also, knockers and vaginas in post-zombie apocolypse world would get bonus points if they also had semi-automatic weapons installed in them.


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I'd be completely for the Milla Jocovich idea if she had the campy Dusty Springfield 'do like the fembots, explosive tits or no.


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You need to watch the Resident Evil movies just to be for it. And learn to spell her name.


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Also, an electric guitar. Entertaining while wasting your days away, and makes a bad-ass weapon to boot.


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A hammer with a long handle, and some gloves. Guns are easier, but you'll run out of bullets. Learn to swing that thing right, and your only limit is your endurance.

Plus, Milla Jovovich will totally cream her exploding panties watching me pummel zombies into paste. Also, watch the damn Resident Evil movies. Sheesh.


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Steroids, because I can't run for shit and at some point this will be the only method of escape. Because if you've watched any zombie films at all, you know your weapons will eventually be ripped away from you by the sadistic force of fate.


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I've come up with the ultimate item for the kit.

It acts as a weapon, a place to store the rest of the kit, a means of transportation AND a handy resting place.

A tank/monster truck with an engine that runs off biofuel or something. Or is solar powered. Maybe it runs off zombie parts.

That way, you can crush zombies, not have to carry around a super-heavy bag, stay somewhere safe and/or inaccessible, and get places faster.

Also, it looks cool.

If you go for the former vehicle, you'll be able to clear a path using the turret, and be super-protected.

If you go for the latter, you don't really even need to CARE about the landscape. Just drive over what bits of it are in the way, crushing them.

Cackling like a mad hillbilly/cowboy while doing so is optional, but entertaining.


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