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I remember this place. It's changed a little bit. Emptier, but the halls still echo with haunted sounds I remember. Maybe making sounds now is pointless... I don't know.

I remember this place used to cut people a LOT... Like watching barbarians slaughtered in the Colliseum, I watched with fascination as this world evolved, and I watched it as an escape from my life.

I bet you can still cut as deep.

I have no idea who you are.

So really this doesn't mean much, no different than the pointless noodley ramblings of a 13 year old on acid for the first time.....

But I remember something cool.

I was in a random high school in a small town, and as a rebellious young artist I was fascinated by the irreverent artistic freedom I found in the pages of JTHM. This comic was the most rebellious piece of art my lli' 14 year-old brain could latch onto. You people, whoever the fuck you are, made words bleed and for that I thank you for the entertainment, the enlightenment, and the heavy dose of drama. You played a small part in my teenage life, but that part was opening a world outside my irl......

I would have been a lot more boring without you.

So, um... thanks?


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So you can die happily, now? Um. Yay?


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Hi! Are you Viktory Dance?

Do we know you?

Did you forget your login?

Do my words bleed right now?


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We all moved to the chatroom after killing everyone here. It's still very active there.


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Wow response.

Sancho, yes.

Lyssa, no, no, no, and no.
You don't know me, I was a shy lurker about 9 years ago. I lost interest a couple years later, and I came back out of boredom to see what happened to yall...

Nacho... Mission accomplished?


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What was your nick?

Tell to us your nick.


Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:39 am
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Hello Munky.

I have a past, but it is a shadow of who I am today.
I choose to reinvent.

Today I caught a grasshopper.
I have not hunted like this since childhood.
I was on the deck, sitting in the sunshine, writing the thing that I have been writing.

I saw the grasshopper land in the sun.
I was in shadow.
I wondered if I could outwit its senses.

The trick is not to be quicker, because it is quicker than you --
The trick is to be smarter, your one primitive advantage over eons of evolution that have made this little jumping insect incredibly successful. Given a moment, these things could ravage the world on a Biblical scale. But they're dumb. You can override their primitive sensing technology with stealth, and the art of Deception.

My hand came from the Shadow, slowly
The grasshopper watched the shadow below my hand
Light and Dark, inching closer.
But it did not see my Hand above
until it was too late.

I saw pure ungodly terror flash through its eyes
But my Hand stopped just above it
And it escaped with its life.

I felt bad for scaring it.
But it felt good to remind myself that I am an animal, and a predator, however weakened by my civilized state.


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I'm going to ask Animal Planet to give you a television show called the Grasshopper Hunter. You could be the next Steve Irwin!


Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:44 pm
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You are silly and cute.

Come to #spite.


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Thank you for the invitation. I would love to meet you. Not tonight.

I am a traveler, far from home. Why did I come here? Maybe seeking Audience. We'll see.


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Talk to me, or don't.

I am just bored. Or maybe possessed? This place used to be a source of inspiration. Like a flower that has died, my memory of you is most bright when you were in full bloom-- though maybe this is a memory of the present mind forgotten.

The poetic trance seeks an audience.
A dark bored board.

Strange thoughts and lyrical prose... or not...


Nny, you need fresh blood
to paint the Wall.


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Seriously, dude. Come to #spite if you want a taste of the old board. We're still just as pricky, but, you know, in realtime. Social media killed the message board star.


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I'm a chick.

I will.


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Hi.

Sorry for making an ass of myself.

I have a feeling this place is kind of a safe home for y'all and I totally understand keeping the doors shut on disrespectful, immature kids who don't know the laws and landmines within your society. You're as nice as you are merciless-- a combination that is as endlessly volatile as it is endlessly intriguing. Things haven't changed.

No place for a n00b, esp one prone to youthful indiscretion.

But there is a difference between shooting bullets in a room full of people vs. shooting oneself in the foot... one intends harm, the other just unintentionally hurts herself. You killed me for shooting myself in the foot. Fair enough. Keep the bar high, keep the riffraff out. That's what this place is about, right?

I think it's kind of funny, though...

3 minutes of drunkenly type-singing Sublime's Santeria to Sancho... And now the Scrotal Chancre Vomit is gone! :P


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